Reason to not be single (and its opposition)

Inspired by Chico and Delamar's Top 10 book, I suddenly felt the urge to contribute to their show. The topis was about if your yaya tweets, what will she say? And wala akong maisip na entry (I couldn't think of anything to add).

 Top 10 Book from Chico's Blog

Then, I suddenly felt the urge to tweet 10 reasons to not be single.

Here are my tweets for 10 reasons to not be single:

10.  pag uwi mo lagi kang may kiss ♥

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 9. kapag lumandi ka, for sure may lalandi back.♥

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7. kahit ganu ka kakorni, may tatawa sa jokes mo. ♥

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6. parati kang busog sa dates, sa dining sa bahay at higit sa lahat sa pagmamahal... ♥

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5. abot kamay ang langit...♥

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4. hindi laging solo pic ang fb photos... ♥

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3. kahit mas maganda ang friends mo sau, inggit pa din sila sau...♥

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2. meron kang default na kakampi sa lahat ng away...

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1. mas matamis ang oo... Yes, dear... I Do...♥

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In the process of tweeting this 10 reasons, I found funny reactions from my friends but the best replies were from @YuAlemania, @cuteehcath and @manilaboy19 who decided to make their own 10 reasons to be single.

Here are their tweets for 10 reasons to be single:

 "All the Single Ladies!"

10. @YuAlemania: you can flirt anybody. Hahaha. Fyi: I'm not a flirt.

9. @YuAlemania: you can sleep with anybody. Tama naman di ba?

8. @YuAlemania: you can kiss anybody. Wala naman magagalit pag ginawa mo yun. Right? 

8. @manilaboy19: you can do any adventure without bothering what she would think about it. (adventures?)

7. @manilaboy19: mas matipid pag lunch time

@YuAlemania: tipid ka, kasi wala kang kailangan pagkagastusan kundi ang sarili mo.

6. @YuAlemania: wala kang taong kailangan itext or icall para iinform kung nasan ka at anung ginagawa mo.

5. @cuteehcath: mas madami kang time sa mga friends :D

4. @YuAlemania: wala kang special date na kailangan tandaan for anniversary. Pag nakalimutan mo pa, magagalit sayu. Away! (I smell issues.)

3. @YuAlemania: wala kang pagseselosan at wala kang jowang magseselos. Safe. 

@YuAlemania:Hindi ka masasaktan. Hindi ka luluha dahil sinaktan ka ng jowa mo. 

2. @YuAlemania: everyday is a buffet table. Hindi isang dish lang ang nakahain sayu.

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1. @cuteehcath: mas matipid ang valentines day! 

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That was fun!

Great day everyone!