Piece of Advice

If somebody told you that they are going to kill themselves because of you..

SLAP THEM IN THE FACE HARD

and watch them do it..

Take a seat. Watch! Applause at the end..

Don't let them slash themselves on the wrist.. They might not die..

Let them ingest poison..

Or slash a knife on their heart or necks right where the veins are..

Make sure that they written a suicide note or make one and have them sign it.